007 ✒ voice

[kindhearted]

[Roji sounds as cheerful as always when he begins today's voice post. Perhaps even more so than usual.]

Hello, everyone. Roji here. As you all know, Valentine's Day is tomorrow! I've made a couple batches of chocolates if there are any girls out there looking to give gifts to their sweethearts. Ah, guys too! S-Sorry, I'm used to how it's done in Japan.

[He sighs happily. Ah, what a wonderful holiday this is. Love in the air, and all that jazz...]

I'm not asking anything for them. I'm just here to help spread the love. [How corny.] Just ask if you'd like some!

[[OOC: Roji is mostly unaffected from the event until the 18th...except a certain robot might change that. This post is completely open of course.]]

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[Voice]

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky is somewhat confused that someone is actually offering chocolate for others to give to others. It's like sloppy seconds or something. And yet, he's compelled to question this out loud even though he thinks he should chalk it up to human stupidity.]

YOU'RE GIVING OUT FREE CHOCOLATE? [Sounds fishy...]

[Voice]

[kindhearted]

[Oh, he's heard that robotic voice before. Over the network, most likely. There's something particularly alluring about it today, though...huh.]

Yep. I figured it'd be useful for those pressed for time to pick 'em up instead of having to search around for them in the bakery or make some.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

WHY NOT LET THEM SUFFER FOR THEIR INABILITY TO PLAN AHEAD? IT'S FAIR PUNISHMENT!

[Though... he supposes that being generous could be helpful sometimes too. But only sometimes.]

[Voice]

[kindhearted]

Oh, but I wouldn't want them to suffer on a day like Valentine's Day! It's supposed to be a happy time for couples.

[He figures that the other has a point though. Planning ahead does help. But he's not one for letting people suffer.]

[Voice]

[roboredom]

THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM. [Human inefficiency is amazing sometimes.] WHAT KIND OF CHOCOLATE DID YOU MAKE.

[... Robots can eat too, and he needs a charge of electricity.]

[Voice]

[kindhearted]

[Roji finds it kind of cute that this guy still seems interested in the chocolates despite sounding opposed to the idea.]

A couple different kinds. Mostly truffles, dark chocolates, and fruit-filled ones. I made a batch of chocolate-dipped strawberries too!

[Voice]

[roboredom]

[HE CAN'T HELP IT, he's just interested for some reason. And he can be hungry, right. As hungry as a robot can get, really.]

I DEMAND SOME! [...] THE STRAWBERRY ONES! [This is totally to take some and punish those who truly need it. Yup.]

[Voice]

[kindhearted]

[Roji didn't even know robots could eat. He jumps a little at the sudden yelling.]

S-Sure! Um, would you like me to bring them to you?

[For some reason, he wants to deliver them. He doesn't want to trouble the robotic-sounding man.]

[Voice]

[roboredom]

[Him coming to deliver the chocolate? As easy as that sounds, Robo-Ky needs to prove how much more awesome he is than his chocolate-making guy. It's a necessity.]

I CAN FIND YOU FASTER THAN YOU CAN FIND ME. [...] ... WHERE ARE YOU?

[Voice]

[kindhearted]

[After listening to that message, Roji just stares at the journal for a minute. That sounded really creepy, actually. Creepy...yet endearing? He's not even sure.]

... CH7. Third floor.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

BZZZT! WATCH MY SUPERIOR SPEED IN ACTION!

[Okay. Creepy robot can deal with this. He'll just jump out of his window, turn his body into a make-shift helicopter, and be on his way towards CH7. He'll be there soon, don't worry. He's a fast robot.]

[Voice] -> [Action]

[kindhearted]

[So Roji turns to his window to watch for his incoming guest. It doesn't take long for him to notice the strange helicopter contraption heading for the building. Is he...riding a bicycle in the air?

If he wasn't staring before, he certainly is now. He's staring in awe. So it really was a robot he was talking to!

He leans closer to the window, opens it, and calls out.]

Ah, over here!

[Action]

[roboredom]

[And then this is Robo-Ky seeing the guy, and feeling somewhat... relieved that he went the right way? Can he even feel relieved? Who knows.]

FOUND YOU! [He stops riding his contraption and aims for the window! Which might end with him just grasping for the window frame. Crap.] I PLANNED THIS!

[He didn't.]

[Alice] [Voice]

[shadedsunlight]

I need chocolate.

[Voice]

[kindhearted]

Hi, Ginia! [He hasn't noticed he's actually speaking to Alice.] I've still got plenty.

[Voice]

[shadedsunlight]

Alice. I want the best ones you have so I can give them to my sunbeam.

[Voice]

[kindhearted]

Oh! I'm sorry, Alice. My mistake. It's nice to hear from you again.

[Okay, that nickname brings a grin to his face. Which Alice can plainly see from his icon.]

Your "sunbeam", eh? How cute. [He's serious too.]

[Voice]

[shadedsunlight]

Nice to hear from you too. How are you?

Yes. My sunbeam, and I want only the best for him. He deserves them.

[Voice]

[kindhearted]

I'm doing good! How about you? I didn't even know you were seeing someone.

[Voice]

[shadedsunlight]

I'm good. And I thought everyone knew I was dating Helios.

[Voice]

[kindhearted]

Y-You're dating Mister Helios? No, I didn't know that!

[He does remember Ginia dating Giles though...]

Regardless, I'm happy to hear it. I think he's going to love chocolates for a gift. He has kind of a sweet tooth, doesn't he?

[Voice]

[shadedsunlight]

Huh. Thought anyone knew. But yeah, I'm dating Helios and I want to make Valentine's Day special for him since it's our first one together. Have any special kinds of chocolate? The kinds with fruit inside? Or nuts?

[Voice]

[kindhearted]

[He laughs sheepishly.] I guess I'm just a little behind the times.

Mhmm! I have both of those, actually. I also made some truffles and chocolate-dipped strawberries.

[Voice]

[shadedsunlight]

What are truffles?

[Voice]

[kindhearted]

They're chocolates with a special filling. The filling is made of cream and dark chocolate bits.